Wiffleball Ump Takes Line Drive to the Groin
The Washington, D.C.-area Potomac Wiffleball League is extremely competitive, and an unfortunate umpire was on the receiving end of some of that competitiveness this weekend. A line drive from a Blandsford Barnburner drilled the third base ump in a very sensitive area, dropping him on the spot. He required assistance leaving the field and did not return.
Ouchtown, population you, bro.