9. Jorge Posada gets a customized cheer while walking the halls.
8. Tim Lincecum struggles to come up with the perfect voicemail recording.
7. Kenny Mayne and Dan Patrick demonstrate exactly how SportsCenter catchphrases are born.
6. David Ortiz upsets Wally when he tries on Jorge Posada's cap.
5. Abert Pujols tries to hide the fact that he's "The Machine."
4. Jay Harris and Steve Levy can't handle Manny Ramirez's antics.
3. Mr. Met takes Josh Hamilton's Home Run Derby performance personally.
2. Jimmy Rollins tries to help Scott Van Pelt break out of a slump.
1. Scott Boras negotiates some very specific terms of Scott Van Pelt's new contract.
Honorable Mention: Jason Heyward discusses the process of making a bat, but doesn't account for who might be listening.
Honorable Mention: Brian Wilson shows everyone why they should "fear the beard."