We've seen some pretty serious baseball food before, but the West Michigan Whitecaps, the Tigers' Class A affiliate, is raising the bar when it comes to fans' culinary experience at the ballpark.
When in doubt, deep-fry anything.
Bacon is never a bad idea. Ask Frenchy.
These are called spider dogs. Yes, spider dogs.
That, my friends, is mashed potatoes on a hot dog.
And just in case photos weren't enough for you, have a video.
H/T to Big League Stew