Check out this picture Elliot Johnson tweeted of Dan Uggla and Gerald Laird having an Ab-Off. Honestly, when I saw this I thought that Uggla was on the right. That’s how good the shaved-in-abs are. It took me a while to see Freddie Freeman’s photobomb because I was too busy studying the shaved-in-abs. They’re one of those things where I don’t want to look directly at them, but I can’t look away. And for that fact, I’m going with Gerald Laird as the winner of the Ab-Off.