1) Front row seats to see the Tribe play the Royals – check.
2) Rocking a pink polo, AND pulling it off – check.
3) Barehands a foul ball while scarfing a hot dog in the other hand – check.
4)Ron Perlman lookalike? CHECK.
Refute any of these, I dare you. I fancy myself a very fortunate man, but I’d trade places with this guy in a second. No doubt.