You know what name I give when I go to Starbucks? Danny. How boring is that? You know who gives their real names? Nobodies. So from here on out, I’m taking a page out of the Derek Jeter handbook and using a Starbucks alias like he does here with the name Philip. Whatever my alias’ name is, he’s 100% going to have an accent and he’s going to be from “out of town.” I just need to find the right name. Philip Jeter has a great ring to it so I’m guessing he’s been using Philip for quite some time. He’s not the first to use an alias at Starbucks and he won’t be the last. Not if I have anything to say about it.