"Sometimes, you can't pitch around him. Sometimes, you hope he hits a ball at somebody, because the one thing he doesn't do is run real good. If he did that, it'd be a joke. It'd be like a video game."
--Francona, on Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera
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