Jose Bautista's Golden Ticket

When I spoke to Toronto Blue Jays outfielder Jose Bautista yesterday, I explained to him that the MLB Fan Cave Dwellers watch every single game of the season. His response? “That’s really cool."

And now, he can do the same as Major League Baseball has presented him a gold card, which allows him to see any game of the year, any year.

A lifetime pass! Um, Jose? You know if you need someone to go with, I’m really good at watching baseball, right?