Thanks to my good friend #kurtfisette for introducing this to me in middle school. I always said “the best food is just meat cheese and sauce” and this is exactly that. It’s so saucy and cheesy; you have to eat it with a spork. Double points for only providing sporks.
8 - Double Decker Taco
I sometimes can’t decide if I want a taco or a burrito. This provides both. The man who thought of this is as brilliant as the man who innovated the idea of putting a toilet indoors. It’s so simple!
7 – Cheese Roll-Up
“Welcome to Taco Bell. What would you like?” “Cheese melted on a tortilla and that’s it!” “Of course, sir.” Best. Transaction. Ever.
6 - Crunchwrap Supreme
I don’t know why this discus is so alluring. It’s probably because it’s shaped like a UFO. I rarely order this item, but when I get a craving for it, it’s terribly powerful. Sometimes you just need to eat a taco UFO.
5 - 1/2 Combo Burrito
What a gluttonous gem! I honestly don’t think there is enough in this burrito. More is more, Taco Bell. Take note.
4 - Beefy Melt Burrito
This is no longer on the Taco Bell menu, sadly, but it’s so good I have to include it. Forget begging for Doritos Tacos – I want to set up a campaign to bring back this gooey cheesy delight.
3 - Hard Taco
Get Hard. Soft tacos are for girls. This is the foundation of Taco Bell and for 89¢, it’s heaven on earth. I recommend consuming 21 in 30 minutes. As a teen, eating 12 in one sitting was nothing. Crunch!
2 – XXL Grilled Stuffed Burrito
This is the only menu item that I get that can fill me up on its own. It’s a full steak meal in a crunchy, yet chewy tortilla. I get it with no rice, though, so to supplement the rice, I add more cheese. Ugh… I want one right now.
1 - Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Take a normal taco and add a mystery sauce. (The sauce is probably not a mystery, but I sure as heckfire can’t pinpoint it.) Add melty cheese to the outside of the shell wrapped in a fluffy Gordita shell and you have a warm pillow for your taste buds.
Honorable Mention: Cheesy Beef and Bean Burrito
I don’t know what happened to this burrito, but it was exactly as the title advertised. Cheese, Beef, Bean. That’s it. I miss this item very much and wish it came back.
What’s your favorite Taco Bell item? Let’s get into a healthy debate in the comment section below!