If this was a poster of me and my dad, the text on the side would probably include something like:
“You remember the times your dad made you drink your milk and he wouldn’t let you leave the dinner table until you did. But now you realize you are very low risk for developing osteoporosis. Your bones are strong. And you drink Diet Pepsi at dinner.”
It would also be an ad for ribs, not shoes. Man, I wish me and my dad were the Griffeys.