According to my unofficial tally, in those six games I helped my wonderful Brewers score 30 runs on 48 hits, including eight doubles, four triples, six of the usual kind of homers and one quite thrilling in-the-park home run. Whew! I worked hard to help the team take two out of three from the Braves and sweep both the Astros and the Diamondbacks to get the team record back above the .500 mark. I hope I can do the same during the next homestand.
Hair, or lack thereof
I've always assumed baseball players get bored in between games and decide to entertain themselves by redesigning the hair on their faces and on their heads. Some relief pitchers, I've noticed, like to let their hair grow over their collars and into their eyes, a la Derrick Turnbow.
Others leave a narrow ridge of whiskers along their jaw line or a tuft in the cleft of their chin. The other night, while J.J. Hardy was being interviewed on TV after hitting the home run that helped clinch the game, I noticed a change. His usual three-day shadow has grown into a nearly full beard, a style that makes him look older, perhaps less like a rookie. Prince Fielder appears to have done the same. By the time I decide whether I like the look, they could be sporting goatees and giant sideburns.
On Gabe Kapler, the shaved head is a great, tough-guy look. I may be wrong, since I get only a quick glimpse of the guys when they switch hats after batting, but it looks like Fielder and Jason Kendall scrape the whole cranium, too. I wonder who sets the fashions in the dugout. Is it Fielder, the young powerhouse? Or Kapler and Kendall, the newest veterans?
After an in-depth study, scientists have uncovered three conditions that cause the Milwaukee Brewers to lose games on road trips: global warming, escalating gas prices and bisphenol A.
I enjoy the addition of Jeff Cirillo to the FSN team of commentators. He sure looks great in a coat and tie!
How could I write all these words about my team without once mentioning Ryan Braun's beautiful swing? Wow, isn't he fun to watch?