During Sunday's 10-6 loss to the Orioles, Adrian Beltre became just the 31st player in Major League history to collect 3,000 hits. Understandably, he was in high demand after the game -- so much so that the team arranged for him to hold a press conference to field questions from reporters.
Of course, this being Adrian Beltre, it couldn't be just any old press conference. He had to have a little fun before he got started:
If he'd managed to keep it together for another few seconds, who knows what would've happened.