A Major League clubhouse is many things. It's a place for self-expression, a place for fashion, a place for any number of adorable animals. Above all, however, it's a place for pranks, involving everything from food to the very fabric of language itself.
Alas, no one informed Alcides Escobar of this most sacred rule. If they had, perhaps he would have foreseen Danny Duffy hiding above his locker, just waiting for the perfect moment to scare him half to death:
Don't worry, Alcides. If years of baseball pranks have taught us anything, it's this: The revenge prank is the sweetest of them all.