It's been a long time since the world has been blessed with some classic Orbit shenanigans. One minute he was popping his arm out of a candy bowl to frighten attendees at the Astros' Halloween party, and the next, it was radio silence.
And while you might assume that this is simply a product of a baseball-less winter, think again: We regret to report that Orbit has recently gone missing. He was last seen at Houston's Fan Fest:
Please forward any information regarding his whereabouts to @Cut4. We can only assume that Norbit had something to do with this.