On Tuesday night, Kris Bryant announced to the internet that he'd proposed to Jessica Delp, his girlfriend of eight years:
Only took me 8 years, but I can't wait to marry my best friend! Perfect way to end an unforgettable year!�� pic.twitter.com/S9QTLUPN9k- Kris Bryant (@KrisBryant_23) December 30, 2015
It's an adorable way to end a year that saw the Cubs wunderkind make it to the All-Star Game, postseason and win Rookie of the Year. Well, adorable to almost everyone:
It's a night of crying and pouring my feelings into ice cream now that Bryzzo is over ��. JK congrats u 2 lovebirds�� https://t.co/1dSo4JpLqf- Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) December 30, 2015
Anthony Rizzo is giving up their friendship nickname? Come on, Anthony, you're a child of the '90s. You should know you don't have to worry about losing "Bryzzo." After all, in the words of the great disciples, Posh, Ginger, Sporty, Baby and Scary, "friendship never ends." Trust in the Spice Girls, Anthony. They wouldn't lie to you.
But it's good that you have a new bestie on the back burner anyway:
Kyle Schwarber (@kschwarb12) December 30, 2015