Orbit wants to bring you joy and pseudo-cat videos. Sometimes, he just wants to have a tea party with you. He's a very helpful alien, so, out of the goodness of his heart (hearts?), he spent some time before Tuesday's Rays-Astros game trying to reunite Chris Archer with his long-lost twin:
Or are they the same person? As you can see in the photo above, Archer signed Orbit's poster with his name, followed by "aka Jaden." Think about it for a second -- have you ever seen Smith and Archer in the same place?
And just look at Archer's Twitter history. He might not capitalize every word, but doesn't this tone seem familiar?
When you emit love you receive love.- Chris Archer (@ChrisArcher42) July 20, 2015
Love Yourself, And Watch.- Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) August 10, 2015
The greatest things in life happen accidentally on purpose.- Chris Archer (@ChrisArcher42) July 24, 2015
The More Time You Spend Awake The More Time You Spend Asleep.- Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 13, 2015
Isn't it interesting how dreams happen in the head but come from the heart?- Chris Archer (@ChrisArcher42) July 26, 2015
Besides, Archer already has a twin:
Bartolo Jr. https://t.co/nPTAOmVOsG- Chris Archer (@ChrisArcher42) June 19, 2015