After going 2-for-5 in the Cardinals' 4-2 win on Wednesday, Matt Carpenter was hitting a robust .297 at the plate. His average on sunflower seeds successfully reaching his mouth is much, much lower.
Now, where have I seen this before? Oh, yeah:
Don't worry, Matt. Keep working at it, and I'm sure you'll be an All-Star at eating sunflower seeds in no time.